#41 submitted by cabarchitect | -- 3 ++

[12:59] <@Werid> -rw-r--r-- 1 weird weird 7.8G 2010-03-16 09:17 IndyCar.2010.Round01.Brazil.Race.VersusHD.mkv
[12:59] <@Werid> good grief
[12:59] <@Werid> ~3hrs
[12:59] <@Werid> wont have bw to dl until friday =(
[13:00] <@Werid> atleast i still dont know details of crash and who won. even tho .no papers (!) tried to spoil it.
[13:01] <@cabarchitect> i could save you some trouble and tell you
[13:01] * @Werid drowns cabarchitect in stfu juice
[13:01] <@cabarchitect> glub.glub.glub
[13:01] <@Werid> silenze!
[13:02] <@cabarchitect> glub
[13:02] <@Werid> *blam*
[13:02] <@cabarchitect> blurp
[13:02] <@cabarchitect> gurg
[13:02] <@cabarchitect> gasp
[13:02] <@cabarchitect> sigh
[13:02] <@cabarchitect> ................................................................................................
[13:02] <@Werid> \o/

#40 submitted by weird | -- 1 ++

11:49:49 -!- MattW_CFI is now known as MattW-AFK
15:54:43 -!- MattW-AFK is now known as MattW_CFI
Day changed to 01 Nov 2009
12:40:53 -!- MattW_CFI is now known as MattW-AFK
16:13:32 -!- MattW-AFK is now known as MattW_CFI
17:34:54 -!- MattW_CFI is now known as MattW-Work
21:34:11 -!- MattW-Work is now known as MattW_CFI
Day changed to 02 Nov 2009
11:36:29 -!- MattW_CFI is now known as MattW-AFK
11:36:37 <@MattW-AFK> wow, lots happened this weekend
11:41:03 <@Werid> yes, your nick-changes

#39 submitted by weird | -- 2 ++

22:14:03 <@cabarchitect> wife just called to say she bought a new shotgun...wonder if I should stay at work tonight

#38 submitted by boredatwork | -- 1 ++

12:14:34] <opapotamus> moof and stuff
[12:14:34] <bored-at-work> mooooooo ooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[12:14:51] <@cabarchitect> hey...i played with that dude

#37 submitted by cabarchitect | -- 2 ++

[14:01] * @Werid_ slaps bored around abit with a large mp3
[14:03] * @bored-at-work slaps Werid around a bit with a large vinyl record
[14:04] * @Werid_ laughs as the vinyl breaks
[14:06] * @bored-at-work picks up broken vinyl and stabs like hell
[14:06] <@Werid_> ;p
[14:06] * @Werid_ defends himself with bits and bytes
[14:08] * @bored-at-work has no comeback
[14:08] <@Werid_> lol
[14:08] * @bored-at-work fails
[14:09] <@Werid_> thoughut you'd bring out crc errors to destroy my bytes
[14:09] <@bored-at-work> ye idk what that is
[14:09] <@Werid_> lol
[14:09] <@Werid_> victory!

#36 submitted by weird | -- 0 ++

21:12:41 <@bored-at-work> cab, do NOT squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg
21:12:44 <@bored-at-work> EVAR!!!!!
21:12:50 <@cabarchitect> affirmative

#35 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -4 ++

<~Inuyasha> so
<~Inuyasha> Kits- er, Kagome
<~Inuyasha> do you want to see me fail at that stupid boss or not?
<Kagome> yes
<Kagome> wait
<Kagome> I am Kagome
<Kagome> I must be concerned
<Kagome> NOOOOOOO INUYASHA DONT GO IN THERE ILL GO INSTEAD DONT GET HURT PLZ I LOVE U
<Kagome> ;__________________:
<~Inuyasha> and as Inuyasha, I must shrug it off and say
<~Inuyasha> that there's not a damn thing to be worried about
<~Inuyasha> (and then promptly get beat up to hell. duh!)
<Kagome> and then I nurse you back to health and be all caring and shit
<Kagome> and then you say one thing about what's-her-name
<Kagome> (help me out I forgot)
<~Inuyasha> Kikyo
<Kagome> yeah
<Kagome> you say one thing about her
<Kagome> and guess what I say?
<Kagome> :)
<~Inuyasha> . . .
<Kagome> :)
<~Inuyasha> WAIT KAGOME
<~Inuyasha> NO
<~Inuyasha> STOP
<Kagome> OSUWARI!
* ~Inuyasha slams into the ground thanks to the beads around his neck

#34 submitted by cabarchitect | -- -5 ++

[15:26] <@pSzEm> I don't worry about the tomorrow - I am using around every day - very much optimistically I am predisposed to everything - in spite of the fact that there are days when I am suffering
[15:26] <@cabarchitect> i am sure there are bad days...but soon this will change
[15:27] <@pSzEm> I am trying to show it nobody - even I am cheating myself sometimes
[15:27] <@cabarchitect> being strong is good...you can defeat your pain with your mind if you will it
[15:27] <@pSzEm> I would like in my life to meet you - people around racingfreaks:)
[15:28] <@pSzEm> perhaps it at one time will take place - aso, weird, more close so live there is a fighting chance
[15:28] <@pSzEm> heh
[15:29] <@pSzEm> I am starting getting myself down either badly so i need to stop talking about that ;)
[15:29] <@pSzEm> brb
[15:29] <@cabarchitect> yes...I am afraid Texas is a long way from Poland
[15:34] <@pSzEm> far away ;)
[15:34] <@pSzEm> far far away ;)
[15:34] <@pSzEm> but everything is possible...
[15:36] <@cabarchitect> everything is possible
[15:36] <@pSzEm> ok-so now i need to go...
[15:36] <@cabarchitect> ok psz...take care and cu tomorrow
[15:37] <@pSzEm> see next time - and let us be optimists with bright prospects for tomorrow's day
[15:37] <@pSzEm> ;)

#33 submitted by cabarchitect | -- 3 ++

[14:21] <@bored-fail> i was tortured with sports on tv as a child
[14:22] <@bored-fail> i avoid them mostly now
[14:22] <@Smoke420> lol
[14:22] <@bored-fail> and that certainly does not make me a homo
[14:22] <@bored-fail> the gay sex does
[14:22] <@Smoke420> so i take it you don't watch football neither

#31 submitted by boredatwork | -- -1 ++

[09:52:38] <@cabarchitect> and now I must pull a rabbit out of my ass and finish 3 projects in two days...any tips bored?
[09:54:56] <@bored-at-work> close chatzilla
[09:55:09] <@bored-at-work> get some earphones
[09:55:23] <@bored-at-work> and dont talk to anyone in the office
[09:55:30] <@bored-at-work> dont email or answer the phones
[09:57:04] <@cabarchitect> what about some Vaseline?
[10:00:20] <@bored-at-work> lol no need, bunnies are prone to popping out of holes

#30 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- 4 ++

23:17:14 -!- MattW_CFI [~x@cpe-066-056-233-194.ec.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: What the hell? This is blood and black ink! *faints*]
23:17:24 <@cabarchitect> ?
23:17:34 <@Aso`> dunno
23:18:21 * cabarchitect spends a nanosecond dissecting MattW_CFI's comment and then realizes it won't make any difference if he understood
23:18:58 <@xWeird> his printer is bleeding
23:19:10 <@xWeird> then matt fainted cus he's apussy
23:19:19 <@cabarchitect> roflmao

#29 submitted by weird | -- -2 ++

[21:49:55] <@Aso`> you know timeboxing ?
[21:50:50] <bored-at-work> no
[21:52:19] <@Aso`> pfft everything I learn seems to be never used in practice by you guys :s

#28 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -6 ++

[22:36] <MattW_CFI> The Internet: continually proving rule 34 true, to everyone's dismay. ><
[22:36] <@ShadowHog> Hey, relax, Matt
[22:36] * AwaySpazzo (spazzo@CPE001310b2e255-CM0011ae04842a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Srb2fun
[22:36] <@ShadowHog> It's not like TrackMania porn exists... yet.
[22:36] <@ST218> dsafkljk;jhjklhgfds
[22:36] <@ST218> GODAMMIT
[22:37] <@ST218> I just imagined that!

#27 submitted by opapotamus | -- -3 ++

* MattW_CFI sets mode: +o opapotamus
<@opapotamus> :D
* @MattW_CFI slaps opapotamus around a bit with a large trout
<@opapotamus> D:

#26 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -7 ++

[20:23] <@MattW_CFI> ...rofl
[20:23] <@MattW_CFI> gotta turn off the torrent for a bit
[20:23] <@Werid> ?
[20:23] <@MattW_CFI> dad walked in
[20:24] <@MattW_CFI> and asked if i was sucking up all the bandwidth
[20:24] <@MattW_CFI> because he was trying to watch something on netflix
[20:24] <@Werid> lol
[20:24] <@MattW_CFI> and it told him "your connection has slowed. resuming playback in 52 minutes."

#25 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -3 ++

<@MattW_CFI> "in the news today, everyone except for one person in the republic of CAB has died. the reason is said to be a republic wide alcohol overdose. the one remaining person could not comment as he was apparently still in a daze watching a month-long marathon of inuyasha. more at 11."

#24 submitted by Aso | -- -4 ++

[01:01:52] <opapotamus> CAT AIDS

#23 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- 3 ++

<RF/Bored> well my fingers are kickin
<RF/Bored> gonna take a break
<RF/opapotamus> Get a gamepad ;)
<RF/opapotamus> Worlds better
<RF/Bored> ye that'll go over like a turd in a punch bowl
<RF/opapotamus> Oh yeah I don't imagine your work would like that haha
<RF/Bored> swear to god its not a game pad, its a new input device for autocad
<RF/opapotamus> :P

#22 submitted by weird | -- -3 ++

[00:15:16] <Aso`> the lower the higher the difference
[00:15:21] <Aso`> the number*
[00:15:36] <Aso`> bah keep forgetting words in sentences :p

#21 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- 0 ++

=-= MattW_CFI are now known as _
=-= Werid is now known as ^
* _ slaps ^ around a bit with a large trout
* ^ stomps _ further into the ground
* _ sends ^ further into the sky

#20 submitted by weird | -- -8 ++

[21:58:45] <@MattW_CFI> parents got pissy
[21:59:27] <@Aso`> for playing the violent game, clabbers ?

#19 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- 4 ++

<Werid> I put on my robe and wizard hat.
<MattW_CFI> If you go any further with that I'll +m the channel.

#18 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -1 ++

=-= Q has changed the topic to “What the fuck do you need, #jj2? I got what the fuck you need. Right here. So bend over, shut the fuck up, and let me punch you right in the balls. That's right. I'm gonna punch you in the balls. And you're gonna enjoy it. Fuck all of you. -Q”
<Trafton> Good to hear from Q.
<iCeD> hello q

#17 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -9 ++

<DarkWarrior> ...God damn it.
<DarkWarrior> I spilled water on the keyboard.
<DarkWarrior> Nowq sa buncjh of keysa sare sactinfg sasa if presasaed tofgetjher.
<DarkWarrior> ^That's an unmodified sentence.
<DarkWarrior> I have to manually back-arrow and back-space everything. D:
<ST218> Ha ha :p
<Spazzo> Too bad 4 u
<DarkWarrior> I sadhoulds sactusally typerw likwer thisad jusadt to pisadsad you sall odfdf. :DF
-later...-
<DarkWarrior> Probably paid to, to make foreigners weel more welcome.
<DarkWarrior> ...Damn it.
<Spazzo> weel more welcome?
<Spazzo> Weel, then!
<DarkWarrior> ...
<MattW_CFI> Backspaced the wrong letter there, eh? :P
<DarkWarrior> SADJHUT UP. :(
-later again...-
<ST218> By the rules, DW should be warned or kicked, but this is damn funny
<ST218> Like, there's funny like Spazzo being our butt monkey, and there's funny like Ash funny, and then there's this funny
<DarkWarrior> ...
<DarkWarrior> I jhsatwer you.
<DarkWarrior> TJHISAD ISAD NOT DFUn6n6Y.
<Spazzo> b&
<Spazzo> Wait
* MattW_CFI falls over laughing
<Spazzo> I'd suggest you ban yourself, but you'd probably never get the command right
<Spazzo> ** Darkwarrior sets mode +USDFGAS Darkwarrior

#16 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -8 ++

<playground> <RF/Weird> lets see how big this inbox is now...
<playground> <RF/Weird> i havent read this mail account in some months :o
<playground> <RF/ΜegaΜanΧ> you. have. 9001. unread messages.
<playground> <RF/Weird> lol matt
<playground> <RF/Weird> its a postmaster account, gets spam and bonces etc for several domains..
-later...-
<playground> <RF/Weird> INBOX (27254)
<playground> <RF/ΜegaΜanΧ> hahah
<playground> <RF/ΜegaΜanΧ> i was lower than i thought i was

#15 submitted by weird | -- -2 ++

[14:20:49] <bored_at_work> u see that as brown?
[14:20:51] <@rrounds> <RF/Weird> ;)
[14:20:51] <@rrounds> <RF/Weird> yep
[14:20:54] <@rrounds> <RF/Weird> brownish
[14:20:56] <bored_at_work> maybe im colorblond

#14 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -4 ++

<ShadowHog> Admin activation is activated?
<FoxBlitzz> I disabled it
<ShadowHog> Right, it's just I got an e-mail saying that jesus registered

#13 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- 3 ++

-->| RUBIK (RUBIK@pool-71-185-239-253.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) has joined #srb2fun
<RUBIK> hello world
<Furyhunter> printf("Hello world!\n");
<Alam_Debian> #include <stdlib.h>
<Furyhunter> oh fuck you

#12 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -3 ++

<ST218> Anyway, tails92, you've been found guilty of being an idiot, talking out of your ass, and general assholery, and I'm gonna find a way to put ass in here a third time. Keep your behavior up, which does in fact include such things as bashing things you know nothing about, as well as arrogance above and beyond the average inflated ego of an internet user, as well as other highly irritating behaviors, you will face a ban. Have a ni
<Penopat> have a ni--- oh yeah DRAMA
<BlazingPhoenix> XD
<ST218> n. Have a nice day
<BlazingPhoenix> HAVE A NI
<ST218> Goddammit
<BlazingPhoenix> BILL NYE
<Mystic> ST218, I think you were both just owned

#11 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- 1 ++

<Ninjapixie> my roommate is having sex. Quick, help me think of a sign to put on her door.
<usbkauno> i am proud of you //Ninjapixie
<Monolith> "Your mom called. I told her you were busy having sex."
<Ninjapixie> ;| I put up a sign that says "Flood Zone"
<Ninjapixie> time to run

#10 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -7 ++

<Puffie40> tickbot rsg
<Tickbot> Current channel sexy-o-meter ratings: HOT <---MattW-AFK-RabbidRabbit-------iCeD`-------INS0MNIA> cold as a fish
* MattW-AFK doesn't object to that
<Puffie40> lucky you :|
-=2 minutes later=-
<Puffie40> tickbot rsg
<Tickbot> Current channel sexy-o-meter ratings: HOT <---MattW_CFI--------mander-----KRSplat---Ninjapixie> cold as a fish
<Puffie40> :|
<Ninjapixie> it's true ;(
* MattW_CFI continues to not object
<Puffie40> If tickbot says it twice, it must be true!

#8 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- 18 ++

<playground> <「RF」MegaManX> i'm not a mango! :P
<playground> <RF opapotamus> Well you are pretty fruity.
<playground> <RF opapotamus> ;P
<playground> <RF Azura> opa.. there are times you're scaring me
<playground> <RF Azura> this is one of them

#7 submitted by MattW_CFI | -- -2 ++

<Tik> hi dad
<Bobby_aka_Dizzy> hi son, have you done your homework?
<Tik> still flaccid pops
<Bobby_aka_Dizzy> you need to lift up your socks and do it son
<Tik> I am so confused sir ;-;
<Bobby_aka_Dizzy> what do you not understand have I not been clear?
<Tik> if I knew what I didn't understand I would understand how to understand it
<Bobby_aka_Dizzy> do you understand what a kick in the ass feels like
<Bobby_aka_Dizzy> I can help you understand that no problem
<Bobby_aka_Dizzy> I've heard that also cures larger problems in understanding
<Tik> the school councellor told me ass bruises leave scars of fear in the hearts of the abused
<Tik> he also gave me herpes
<Tik> which is apparently the virus of the fabulous
<Tik> at least if your standard for fabulous is iced
<iCeD`> fuck you tick

#42 submitted by cabarchitect | -- 2 ++